The following occurred between 11 am and 12 pm<\/p>\n
11:01 – Stylish terrorist has a UPS truck disguised as a catering truck. The canisters are full of airline food! These terrorists are nastier than I thought!<\/p>\n
11:04 – Mrs. Manilow has a jewel bolted to her neck!<\/p>\n
11:05 – Dead rats. They must have gotten the airline food.<\/p>\n
11:07 – Stylish Terrorist had time to change clothes.<\/p>\n
11:08 – Whoa! Weasel Guy is GOODWIN from LOST! How the heck did he get off the island? He was dead! Is Weasel Guy a zombie?<\/p>\n
11:10 – Mrs. Manilow – “It was hidden in my blouse! It’s gone! Someone stole it from me!” …. Wait! Someone stole her blouse???<\/p>\n
11:12 – Goodwin has a guy inside CTU! I bet it’s Ethan. He was dead on LOST too. Zombies like to hang out together.<\/p>\n
11:17 – They’re painting rats! These lab guys need a better hobby.<\/p>\n
11:18 – Chloe wants Edgar to “finish the shell script”. Geesh, these LA people ALL have scripts they’re working on.<\/p>\n
11:19 – The Hobbit wants to see if there’s a signature on the nerve gas. …Like they’d sign their work. Geesh<\/p>\n
11:20 – Nerve gas! Goodwin has a finger on his lip….he’s about to ask for “one meeeeeeellion” dollars.<\/p>\n
11:22 – New CTU guy is a bad guy too! I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you. Shocked.<\/p>\n
11:23 – The hobbit believes in Jack! He wants Audrey to interview NGF and STS to see if they know anything about Gollum.<\/p>\n
11:28 – Jack is back at CTU, and the hobbit takes custody and a swig of brandywine.<\/p>\n
11:31 – Audrey is asking personal questions, and NGF called her on it! Audrey looks like she’s gonna cry.<\/p>\n
11:32 – Yikes. Jack is standing outside the interrogation room, just staring!. He’s stalking Audrey *and* NGF at the same tiime! That’s our Jack!<\/p>\n
11:34 – Goodwin wants the first lady’s clothes.<\/p>\n
11:35 – Chloe needs to get into New CTU Guy’s “utilties volume”.<\/p>\n
11:36 – New CTU Guy is level 3! He was using Level 5! You know what that means? Neither do I.<\/p>\n
11:37 – New CTU Guy is letting his friends into CTU, through the basement security guards.<\/p>\n
11:39 – The old “convert-a-flashlight-into-a-gun” trick!<\/p>\n
11:43 – Mrs Manilow thinks she’s going to the funny farm.<\/p>\n
11:44 – New CTU guy is locked out, and the RED SHIRT security guards take New CTU guy to Bill. (Don’t these guys watch Star Trek?)<\/p>\n
11:46 – Chloe is REALLY mad. New CTU guy is trying to act brave. I hope Bill lets Chloe loose on him.<\/p>\n
11:47 – President Manilow walks into the bathroom, goes to the bathtub curtain, and finds Mrs. Manilow has taken the bathtub, climbed out a window, and left a chair behind.<\/p>\n
11:53 – The Hobbit is trying to figure out who wanted to frame Jack.<\/p>\n
11:54 – Tony’s awake! The doctor says he wants to talk to Jack.<\/p>\n
11:54 – STS takes Audrey’s lead and talks to Jack at a badly timed moment.<\/p>\n
11:55 – Oh oh….New CTU guy was tracking Jack.<\/p>\n
11:57 – Jack killed the doctor for lying about Tony being awak<\/p>\n
11:59 – New CTU guy was working for the White House! Goodwin wanted Jack killed!<\/p>\n
NEXT WEEK: President Manilow is STILL clueless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"