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Update, May 9, 2006: A kind quote from Dave Barry at Dave Barry over at his blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\nThanks to the commenters who cleared this up, and to all the rest of you who made such a valiant effort to analyze the “plot,” especially the amazing Steve. I’m thinking that even after the season ends, we could have Steve continue posting summaries on Monday nights. I’m sure they’d make just as much sense as they do now.<\/i>\n<\/p>\n

\nThanks, Dave!\n<\/p>\n

\n—-
\nI’m one of the folks that participates over on Dave Barry’s blog<\/a> in a kind of Mystery Science Theater treatment of “24”. Here’s what I posted this week:<\/p>\n

—-<\/p>\n

Summary<\/p>\n

3 am \u2013 Jack broke the co-pilot’s nose. He’s lucky he didn’t get shot in the thigh. He calls Haig and lets her know that he has the recording of Manilow. Bill talks extra loud into the phone.<\/p>\n

3:01 \u2013 Curtis tells Audrey he has great news… He’s going to save a ton of money on his car insurance, and he that Secretary of Defense Devane used his super defense car to actually survive that 200 foot drop into the water we saw a couple of episodes ago. Aside from being EXTREMELY waterlogged after being in the water for two weeks, he’s OK. <\/p>\n

3:02 \u2013 Haig calls Curtis and tells him that Jack needs a ride from an airport. Since Curtis is a REALLY good friend, he’ll pick him up….but Jack owes him. Also, Jack has this evidence that can bring down Manilow. Curtis says that if that’s true, Jack won’t owe him anything.<\/p>\n

3:03 \u2013 The Evil Genius Think Tank (EGTT) has figured out a way out of Manilow’s dilemma and the guy who looks like a hollywood writer calls him. Hollywood says that Manilow needs to shoot down the plane. Manilow protests, saying he doesn’t have a gun nearly big enough, or with enough range. Besides, he can’t shoot straight anyway. Hollywood says they’re going to use a BCI distress signal, which will make it look like the entire plane is full of American Idol fans, so no one will question Manilow’s motives. Manilow protests because he likes American Idol, and then agrees by saying \u201cMay Ryan Seacrest have mercy on my soul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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