{"id":168,"date":"2006-05-15T21:14:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T03:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magiclamp.org\/index.php\/2006\/05\/15\/24-4am-to-5am\/"},"modified":"2006-05-15T21:14:04","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T03:14:04","slug":"24-4am-to-5am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magiclamp.org\/index.php\/2006\/05\/15\/24-4am-to-5am\/","title":{"rendered":"24:  4am to 5am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my latest posting from <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.herald.com\/dave_barrys_blog\/2006\/05\/24_2.html\">tonight&#8217;s round of Dave Barry 24 blogging<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nThe following takes place between 4 am and 5 am<\/p>\n<p>4:00am \u2013 Haig and Jack talk about the recording, while Creepy attempts to stun them using an evil eye. Chloe and Bill have called congress to start impeachment, and have ordered party favors all around.<\/p>\n<p>4:01 \u2013 They find out the chip has been been replaced with a recording of the Creepy singing \u201cThe Hokey Pokey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my latest posting from tonight&#8217;s round of Dave Barry 24 blogging &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; The following takes place between 4 am and 5 am 4:00am \u2013 Haig and Jack talk about the recording, while Creepy attempts to stun them using an evil eye. 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