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OK… Word of warning this time. Some of the references in here will make no<\/i> sense to you if you haven’t been paying attention to Dave Barry’s blog<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Come to think of it, some of this might not make sense even if you were<\/i> paying attention to Dave’s blog. <\/p>\n

….Well, anyway, here goes….<\/p>\n

Last Time:<\/p>\n

Chloe disabled RoboEdgar by feeding him a granola bar. Through some tricky maneuvering, Cheney Looking Guy (CLG) was able to get Wayne Palmer, President Allstate\u2019s brother, installed as president. Jack discovered his Amish heritage. RoboEdgar reveals that everything that has been happening today has been a plot to kill Jack. Jack receives a call and finds out that Audrey was kidnapped and is being held hostage (again). Jack and Curtis are trying to make their way back to California, while Chloe stays behind to repair RoboEdgar.<\/p>\n

The following was scheduled to have happened between 3 pm and 4 pm, but was nearly delayed because the flight from New York was late. Fortunately, they\u2019ve arrived on schedule, so please put your tray tables in an upright and locked position.<\/p>\n

3:00 pm \u2013 Jack calls Bill to let him know that Audrey has been kidnapped. Bill says he knows, and that it\u2019s Jack\u2019s big chance to get out of the relationship. Jack ignores this and tells Bill to send out a team of experts to try and find out which group has taken Audrey.<\/p>\n

3:03 pm \u2013 Bill quickly assembles some of the cleaning crew and gives them strict instructions to try and find Audrey.<\/p>\n

3:04 pm \u2013 Jack and Curtis arrive at Curtis\u2019 modified Harrier Jet. Jack says that it\u2019ll be good to fly on the inside for once, since he spent most of the time hanging on for dear life to RoboEdgar while they crossed the United States. Curtis said that he had no idea that Jack was that close to RoboEdgar. Jack tries to elbow him in the face, but misses when Curtis ducks! Curtis tells Jack, \u201cYou see there? You can fool me once with\u2026\u201d and Jack hits Curtis with his other elbow.<\/p>\n

3:06 pm – Marwan tells the henchmen with him that he\u2019s very unimpressed with the choice of kidnapping victims, since no one seems to want to pick her up. Janosz is standing behind Marwan, and tells the henchmen, \u201cDon\u2019t make Vigo angry!\u201d Marwan looks at Janosz and shrugs when he doesn\u2019t understand what the heck Janosz is talking about. Marwan tells the henchmen they need to continue with the plan, and they lead Audrey into the back room.<\/p>\n

3:09 pm \u2013 Chloe is trying to explain to RoboEdgar that he died, but RoboEdgar doesn\u2019t quite understand what Chloe is talking about. He keeps insisting that he needs to eat. Chloe does a couple of tests and she realizes that RoboEdgar needs to keep eating in order to remain powered. She asks Jonah, the \u201cAmish\u201d doctor that helped Jack where there is a source of food that can help RoboEdgar while she tries to figure out what to do to fix this problem. Jonah points to a cornfield and says that\u2019s the nearest food supply. Chloe leads RoboEdgar to the corn field and tells him he can eat some of the corn, not ALL of the corn, and if he sees any children in that cornfield get out of there RIGHT AWAY. RoboEdgar goes into the cornfield.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

3:14 pm \u2013 On a hunch, the cleaning crew investigating Audrey\u2019s kidnapping stop in on an animal shelter to see if someone has given Audrey up for adoption. They leave after they realize the howling they heard was not Audrey.<\/p>\n

3:16 pm \u2013 Curtis and Jack are now flying at hypersonic speeds back towards California. Curtis says that he\u2019s in no mood for any more of Jack\u2019s punches, and Jack tells Curtis that he\u2019s sorry, but he\u2019s had a tough couple of days. Curtis says that he\u2019s not surprised since Audrey is involved, but Jack doesn\u2019t notice.<\/p>\n

3:18 pm \u2013 Manilow is wandering the streets, very depressed that he\u2019s no longer President. He tells himself that he\u2019s going to need a job, and probably go undercover in order to not be arrested for everything that happened during the last day. He also says to himself that it would probably be a good idea anyway, since Mrs. Manilow is probably after him too. A panhandler on the street overhears all this, and presses five dollars into Manilow\u2019s hands saying that he\u2019s heard a lot of stories, but this was the most depressing.<\/p>\n

3:23 pm \u2013 Chloe is still waiting for RoboEdgar to come out of the field. We can see that cornstalks are flying up in the air at an alarming rate while RoboEdgar eats.<\/p>\n

3:24 pm \u2013 Bill calls Jack, and tells him there\u2019s a strange disturbance north of San Francisco. Bill says he\u2019s trying to get the details, but he\u2019s not sure what it is. Jack tells him it\u2019s a big city on the west coast, but what\u2019s really important is finding out what the strange disturbance is.<\/p>\n

3:25 pm \u2013 Johan tries to make small talk with Chloe. Johan tells Chloe that she\u2019d probably like living in the Midwest, and then leans in closer to tell her to tell her something. Instinctively, Chloe pulls her taser out of her purse and zaps him.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

3:31 pm \u2013 Manilow is still wandering the streets when he sees a poster that lists times for auditions for a television show\u2026.as President of the United States! Manilow decides that maybe hiding out from everyone isn\u2019t the best idea in the world, and decides to try for the audition. He checks the address and spends a couple of minutes trying to stop people to ask them if they know where the address is. Someone finally stops and points out that the address he\u2019s looking for is where he is right now. The auditions are happening right now, in the building that he\u2019s standing in front of. He walks in.<\/p>\n

3:35 pm \u2013 Jack and Curtis fly into California on the hypersonic jet, and moments later land the plane. They\u2019re in a parking lot across the street where there\u2019s a huge disturbance at some kind of store. It\u2019s completely mobbed. As they approach, Jack hears a lady say something about seeing a head on a stick. Jack immediately yells, \u201cEVERYONE GET DOWN!\u201d People immediately start trying to dance, and Curtis says if they don\u2019t stop dancing like that, they\u2019ll be arrested. Jack yells that he\u2019s from CTU, and that everyone needs to get down on the ground immediately. He yells to Curtis to set up a perimeter, and Curtis looks happy to do so. Jack enters the building, rushing past a door that says \u201cBook signing\u201d.<\/p>\n

3:38 pm \u2013 Curtis is doing his best to create a perimeter while people in the crowd ask if he\u2019s someone famous, and asks for his autograph. Several minutes go by. Jack walks out of the book store. He looks completely bewildered. Curtis asks Jack what happened, and Jack explains that there is no terrorist activity going on, but he\u2019s having a hard time trying to figure out what really was going on. Jack says that when he went inside, he saw a crowd of people listening to two men. One of them had a green hat, and the other had a robe with a hood. They were reading from a book. Jack goes on to explain that as soon as he interrupted what was going on and announced \u201cI\u2019m Jack Bauer with CTU!\u201d, everyone immediately went into Flank Two Position. Curtis looks very alarmed by this.<\/p>\n

3:42 pm \u2013 Jack goes on to explain that several people came up to him and wanted his autograph, and that they loved to watch \u201chis show\u201d. Curtis asks, \u201cWhat show?\u201d Jack just shakes his head and says he has no idea. Curtis asks, \u201cWhat about the head on the stick?\u201d Jack says that he saw someone carrying a stick with the picture of a woman\u2019s head on it, and that\u2019s when he left. Curtis tells Jack that someone asked for his autograph too. Jack says that the crowd told them something about \u201cstrumpeting\u201d. Jack tells Curtis that something really weird is going on, and they head back to the jet.<\/p>\n

3:45 pm \u2013 Jack calls Bill. Jack asks if there\u2019s been some sort of leak at CTU. Bill says that he\u2019ll check the plumbing again. Jack rolls his eyes and says that he means an identity leak. Bill doesn\u2019t think there has been, and Jack informs Bill that somehow people at a book signing knew who he was. An assistant comes up to Bill and hands him a slip of paper. Bill says he\u2019ll call Jack back as soon as he can, and hangs up.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

3:50 pm \u2013 Manilow leaves the audition, completely crushed that he wasn\u2019t a convincing enough President of the United States.<\/p>\n

3:51 pm \u2013 Chloe profusely apologies to Johan for tasering him, saying that it was just a reflex that she has. Johan explains that all he wanted to do was to tell Chloe that she should buy a house out in the Midwest. Chloe takes a step back and puts her hand on her taser again. Johan quickly explains that he meant because everything is much cheaper in the Midwest. Chloe asks what he means by this, and he tells her that they have prices for \u201coutsiders\u201d and different, cheaper, prices for people here in the Midwest. Chloe says something about how that explains the gas station attendant\u2019s comments when they filled up the Jet. The way they\u2019re able to do this it to make everyone believe that nothing is happening in the Midwest, and no one ever checks. Chloe says that she agrees that nothing IS going on in the Midwest, and Johan says she\u2019s catching on. Just as he says this, RoboEdgar emerges from the corn field, and says \u201cAlton Glowie\u201d. Johan looks perplexed, and Chloe says, \u201cHe said, \u2018All done, Chloe.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

3:54 pm \u2013 Bill calls Jack and tells him that they just received a message from the kidnappers. They have to get to the Golden Gate Bridge as soon as they can, and that they\u2019ll need to bring Chloe. Jack says that Chloe isn\u2019t with them. Jack hangs up and calls Chloe. He tells her that they need her right away. Jack and Curtis jump in the jet and take off.<\/p>\n

3:56 pm \u2013 Chloe tells RoboEdgar that they need to get to Jack right away. RoboEdgar tells her that he\u2019ll carry her there. Chloe does not like this one bit, but finally agrees. Chloe puts her arms around RoboEdgar\u2019s neck, and RoboEdgar blasts off. As they leave, we see the field that RoboEdgar was just in. There\u2019s a huge crop circle in the middle of it.<\/p>\n

3:58 pm \u2013 Jack and Curtis arrive at the Golden Gate Bridge, but don\u2019t see anything. Jack\u2019s phone rings. The voice on the other end, says \u201cMr. Bauer. You must deliver the sum of 10 million dollars to our Swiss bank account by 5 pm today, or San Francisco will suffer the consequences.\u201d<\/p>\n

3:59 Jack asks what \u201cconsequences\u201d. The voice says, \u201cIf the money isn\u2019t delivered, a sound wave so terrible will be unleashed at it will destroy everything in San Francisco\u201d. Jack says he\u2019ll need some proof. The voice says, \u201cI direct your attention to the center of the bridge\u201d. Jack pulls out a small set of binoculars from his JackSack, and looks through them. We see that Audrey has been strapped the bridge, between a huge set of speakers. A microphone is duct-taped to Audrey\u2019s mouth. The voice on the phone says, \u201cYes, Mr. Bauer, unless the money is delivered, I\u2019m going to turn on that microphone\u201d.<\/p>\n

4:00 pm \u2013 Time\u2019s up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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