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Ex-President Manilow auditioned for a role on a TV show, but was turned down because he didn\u2019t make a convincing enough President. RoboEdgar ate a giant crop circle into a cornfield, and is now flying with Chloe to San Francisco to meet Jack and Curtis. Audrey has been kidnapped again, and is currently duct-taped and roped to the side of the Golden Gate Bridge. The kidnappers have giant speakers duct-taped to the bridge and a microphone duct-taped to Audrey\u2019s mouth, and are threatening to turn on the speakers to destroy San Francisco unless they get their ransom.<\/p>\n
4:00 pm \u2013 Jack tells Curtis that the person with the ransom demand must be close to where they are, because they knew who and when to call. Curtis tells Jack that he really needs to get a new unlisted phone number. Jack tells him that he\u2019s locked into his current rate plan, and that it\u2019ll cost a lot of money to get out of the contract. A man comes up to them and tries to interrupt them. Curtis suggests that Jack just pay the fee, and start with a new contract and a new carrier. The man says \u201cExcuse me!\u201d Jack says that he really likes his JackPhone. Frustrated, the man yells at them and asks if they know anything about the woman up on the bridge. Jack says, \u201cOh, right!\u201d Curtis and Jack start climbing up the hill towards one end up the bridge.<\/p>\n
4:03 pm \u2013 Traffic is non-existent on the bridge, but there are a lot of people on the other end, and they\u2019re headed towards Jack and Curtis. The people are carrying a sign that says, \u201cSan Francisco Kumbaya Art Festival\u201d. Jack is looking all around, trying to figure out where the ransom caller is hiding. Jack looks farther up the steel beams, and sees someone. Jack says, \u201cIt\u2019s Marwan!\u201d Curtis tells Jack that Marwan can\u2019t be up there, because he\u2019s dead. Jack agrees with Curtis that Marwan did die, but says this is probably a form of dead that they were previously unfamiliar with. Marwan swings down onto the ledge near Audrey, but hides behind a beam.<\/p>\n
4:05 pm – Marwan is making his way around the cabling above Audrey, who is desperately trying to chew her way through the duct-tape. Jack pulls out his gun and points it towards Marwan. Curtis tells Jack that if he shoot Marwan, he better shoot him in the thigh, because if he doesn\u2019t, no one will believe that Marwan was really alive. Everyone will think that he and Jack just dug up Marwan and were using him for target practice. Jack agrees that not only is this plausible enough for people to believe that, it\u2019s also one heck of a good idea and wishes that Curtis had mentioned this idea before.<\/p>\n
4:07 pm – Curtis tells Jack that he better be quick because the crowd is almost where Audrey is, and if they hit a civilian, they\u2019ll be lots of questions, paperwork, notes of apology, etc. Jack tells Curtis that he can make the shot, and shoots! We hear a loud \u201cKaChing!\u201d Marwan just laughs. Marwan yells, \u201cProtective thigh armor, Mr. Bauer!\u201d and swings over the edge, just as the people approach the middle of the bridge.<\/p>\n
4:09 pm \u2013 Jack and Curtis run to where Audrey is duct-taped. As they\u2019re running, a woman at the front of the parade, stops at Audrey, loudly announces \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019ve won Second Place in the Performance Art category in this year\u2019s festival!\u201d, and slaps a ribbon on top of Audrey\u2019s head. This jars some of the duct-tape that had been holding Audrey to the bridge, loosening both of her head and hands\u2026but not her feet. Audrey swings down, and is now facing head down, towards the water, feet hanging from ropes that are duct-taped to the bridge. Audrey looks a bit surprised and unhappy at this turn of events. Marwan can\u2019t be seen. Jack reaches the edge of the bridge, and starts to climb down to reach Audrey, despite Curtis\u2019s pleas not to go down there.<\/p>\n
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4:13 pm \u2013 Jack reaches Audrey, and tells her that everything is going to be OK. Audrey\u2019s really screaming now, but it\u2019s pretty muffled by the duct tape. She\u2019s nodding her head towards Jack. Jack tells her to stop moving around so much, and to quit ticking. Jack stops and thinks about this for a second, realizing that of all the noises he\u2019s ever heard Audrey make, ticking was not one of them.<\/p>\n
4:14 pm – Jack turns his head in the direction of the noise, and sees a bomb that\u2019s been duct-taped under the bridge, just out of reach. The bomb is labeled \u201cBauer-Away! Get rid of the pesky Bauers in your life.\u201d It has a note that says \u201cGoodbye, Mr. Bauer\u201d.<\/p>\n
4:15 pm – Jack swings to the beam, takes out a knife and cuts the bomb loose from the bridge. It falls into the water and explodes.<\/p>\n
4:16 pm \u2013 Jack swings back to Audrey, grabs her, and starts to climb up. When they reach the top, the people in the parade applaud, and the woman that gave Audrey second place comes up to Jack and hands him the first place ribbon, apologizing for not waiting until the end of the performance. Police cars arrive.<\/p>\n
4:18 pm \u2013 Curtis says that something is wrong with Audrey, and Jack realizes that Curtis is right. Audrey isn\u2019t making any sort of noise whatsoever. She just has a wide-eyed shocked look on her face. Jack calls Bill, and lets him know what happened, and Audrey\u2019s current state. Bill congratulates Jack for finally figuring out how to shut Audrey up.<\/p>\n
4:19 pm \u2013 Several ambulances arrive. Two men get out of one of them. It\u2019s the two drivers that had previously tried to take Audrey to the hospital. They take one look at her, and run back to the ambulance and drive away. A couple of the other medics arrive, put Audrey on a gurney, and put her in the ambulance. They drive away. Just as Curtis is congratulating Jack, they hear a huge explosion to the south. Jack flashes his CTU ID to one of the police officers. The officer says that he loves the show, and tells him to take the car. Jack looks at Curtis and Curtis shrugs. They jump into the car, headed to the sound of the explosion.<\/p>\n
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4:24 pm \u2013 Hollywood is on the phone, arguing with Janosz. Hollywood is really mad that with all the effort they\u2019ve made today, Jack is still alive, AND they have Marwan running loose on the streets. Hollywood tells Janosz, that he better find a good way to control Marwan, because he\u2019s afraid that Marwan is just crazy enough to get Jack AND the rest of them. Janosz says he has just the plan to get Marwan AND Jack, and tells Hollywood that he\u2019s headed for Golden Gate Park.<\/p>\n
4:25 pm \u2013 Jack and Curtis arrive at a tourist area, just outside some kind of chocolate store. People are running and screaming in every direction. As they get out of the car, they see Chloe emerge from the building. She sees Jack and she tells him that RoboEdgar is inside, and that it\u2019s all her fault. While they were traveling back to the West Coast, she said something about wanting a piece of chocolate, and RoboEdgar headed straight for Ghirardelli Square. Jack tells Curtis to go inside, find RoboEdgar. He tells Curtis he wants RoboEdgar to fly back to CTU and wait for further instructions.<\/p>\n
4:28 pm \u2013 Bill calls Jack tells him that the \u201cKaChing\u201d noise that Marwan\u2019s thigh armor made is manufactured in the China Town area of San Francisco, and the \u201cKaChing Thigh Armor Emporium\u201d. Curtis returns to tell Jack that RoboEdgar is in no mood to go back to CTU, and that he wants to stay with Chloe. Chloe goes back to talk to RoboEdgar, who for some reason is signing autographs for people who are a lot less hysterical than they were a few minutes ago. Chloe convinces RoboEdgar to fly slowly behind the car that Jack is driving. They head to China Town.<\/p>\n
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4:31 pm \u2013 Janosz arrives at the Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park. He finds a secluded area, and pulls out three stones from his pocket which he puts into a triangle, and starts casting a magic spell, asking for help in getting rid of Jack Bauer, and getting Marwan under control.<\/p>\n
4:34 pm \u2013 Jack, Chloe and Curtis feel a really strong rumbling noise. Jack thinks it might have been RoboEdgar screwing around, and tells Chloe to tell him to stop doing that. Chloe leans out the window to yell at RoboEdgar.<\/p>\n
4:35 pm \u2013 As they head for China Town, Jack tells Chloe that he\u2019s been noticing something really weird going on, and that people have started to recognize him. Curtis said that the same thing is happening to him. Chloe says she noticed the same thing about RoboEdgar, and that someone had asked her to \u201cnot taser him\u201d. Jack tells Chloe to connect to the computers at CTU, and see if she can figure what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n
4:37 pm \u2013 Another rumbling noise, and they all turn to look at RoboEdgar, which was probably a bad idea, because Jack was driving. Fortunately, Jack doesn\u2019t hit anyone.<\/p>\n
4:39 pm \u2013 The car arrives at the KaChing Thigh Armor Emporium. Chloe asks Edgar to wait outside, and not get into any trouble. Curtis and Jack go inside, while Chloe uses a laptop computer inside the police car to connect to CTU.<\/p>\n
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4:44 pm \u2013 Jack speaks with, Ching KaChing, the owner. Another, stronger tremor hits, and Ching says that it\u2019s nothing to worry about since earthquake tremors happen in San Francisco all the time. Jack questions her about the orders for thigh armor they get. She explains that there are quite a few orders from all over the country, with a surge of them on Tuesday mornings for some reason. Curtis asks if there are any good Sushi restaurants in the area, and Ching tells him that this is CHINA town, not JAPAN town.<\/p>\n
4:47 pm – Jack asks if Ching has filled any \u201cstrange\u201d orders lately. Ching says that they get a lot of strange orders in this town, but the weirdest lately was a request for armor for \u201cPrince Vigo the Carpathian\u201d from someone named Janosz Poha. An even stronger tremor hits, knocking over a few thigh armor displays. Ching looks a little concerned.<\/p>\n
4:50 pm \u2013 Chloe runs into the store, and tells Jack she found something. She said that the computers at CTU didn\u2019t show up anything at all, but that something really weird was happening down in Los Angeles on one of the television studios.<\/p>\n
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4:56 pm \u2013 There\u2019s a loud crash outside. Jack tells Chloe that RoboEdgar must have seen a restaurant, and they better go get him before he causes more damage. Curtis yells, \u201cGODZILLA!\u201d Ching hits him in the shoulder, and tells him that not only is Godzilla, again a JAPANESE monster, but saying stuff like this is not the least bit funny. Curtis is shakes his head and points out the window. The only thing you can see out the window is a giant foot where their police car used to be.<\/p>\n
4:57 pm \u2013 Jack receives a phone call from Bill, who says that they\u2019ve traced some kind of massive disturbance which appears to have started around the Japanese Tea Garden at Golden Gate Park, and is currently somewhere in China Town. Jack tells Bill, \u201cThanks for the tip\u201d, and hangs up.<\/p>\n
4:58 pm \u2013 Jack, Curtis, Chloe and Ching all run outside. It\u2019s Godzilla, all right. Ching takes one look at the monster, tells the rest of the group that it\u2019s been nice meeting them, but that she has to go. She runs back inside, slams the door shut, and shutters the windows.<\/p>\n
4:59 pm \u2013 Many of the buildings on the street are destroyed, and people are, in general, freaking out. Curtis and Jack both take aim at Godzilla and fire their guns, but it has no effect.<\/p>\n
5:00 pm \u2013 Time\u2019s up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"