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\nLast Time: Jack and Curtis narrowly escaped a dynamite attack by the Marwan brothers, and survived thanks to the acrobatic capabilities of their SUV. Chloe she tasered Haig to keep her from impeding Chloe\u2019s progress, and set up a command center at CTU to find out how the Hokey Pokey Toilet Company has been involved with the Marwans. Julian and Marwan went to Thugmart to pick up more thugs, since they keep running out of them. Jack and Curtis arrive at Thugmart while Julian is still inside, just in time for all three of them to see Marwan coming over the hill with a LOT of zombies from a nearby cemetery store.<\/p>\n

The following occurred between 12 am and 1 am \u2013 Oh, no! That\u2019s when the monsters come out! Wait, that\u2019s 10 pm \u2013 Anyway, never mind, they\u2019re already here!<\/p>\n

12:00 am \u2013 Marwan continues toward the parking lot. The zombies following him aren\u2019t going to very fast, which is making Marwan pretty mad. He tries to get them to move faster by insulting the tombstones they were buried under, but it doesn\u2019t seem to be working. Jack tells Curtis to get ready for the incoming zombie attack.<\/p>\n

12:01 am \u2013 Inside Thugmart, Julian makes a panicked phone call to Hollywood\u2019s headquarters, and demands to speak with Janosz. Janosz, who has a really weird accent, gets on the phone and excitedly asks Julian how Vigo is doing. Julian says, \u201cFor the last time, Marwan IS NOT Vigo!\u201d This is still confusing for Janosz, but Julian continues anyway. Julian tells Janosz that what he\u2019s really worried about are the zombies out in the parking lot, and wants to know why Marwan is leading them. Janosz gets really quiet, and asks \u201cWhat zombies?\u201d<\/p>\n

12:03 am \u2013 Jack tells Curtis that any minute now, the zombies are going to attack so they should be ready to go.<\/p>\n

12:04 am \u2013 Janosz laughs nervously, and begins to explain zombies to Julian (click here to hear it and read along!):<\/p>\n

\u201cYou see, sometimes bringing back the dead from the great beyond works quite well. I can tell you that many members of congress have transitioned quite nicely, with some notable exceptions.<\/p>\n

“Now, by \u2018sometimes\u2019, I mean that usually what will happen is that the person that gets brought back turns out fine. There is the odd occasion where they start turning pale, they don\u2019t bleed if they get hurt, and then it\u2019s straight to the complaining.<\/p>\n

“They\u2019ll say, \u2018I\u2019m hungry! Were can I get some good brains around here?\u2019 Then you try and tell them, \u2018No! You can\u2019t have any brains!\u2019 and they\u2019re all like, \u2018Oh, pleeeease? I really want some! I\u2019m kinda hungry! Can\u2019t you spare a little bit?\u2019 \u2013 You know? And it just doesn\u2019t work out, because eventually, you know, they go for you \u2013 and that\u2019s not good. They\u2019ll be chasing you around, and they\u2019re not that quick, but eventually they\u2019ll find you. So, what\u2019ll happen is, you\u2019ll be sitting around for a couple of days, minding your own business, watching a football game, and then you\u2019ll hear some scraping on the door. You\u2019ll ask \u2018Who is it?\u2019, and they\u2019ll say, \u2018It\u2019s me\u2019. And you\u2019ll say, \u2018Oh, what do you want?\u2019 And they\u2019ll say, \u2018I want your brains\u2019, and you\u2019ll say, \u2018No, you can\u2019t have my brains\u2019. Then you have to leave, because if you don\u2019t leave, they get a WHOLE bunch of their friends, and they come over and they start pounding on the windows and the doors, and they\u2019re like \u2018Let me in!\u2019, and you\u2019re like, \u2018No, I don\u2019t want to do that\u2019. They keep banging on the door anyway, and then they\u2019ll get in the ventilation system \u2013 and you don\u2019t want that because it just stinks the whole place up. Then you have to leave. So you leave for a few days, you go some place else. And what happens? Shamble-shamble-shamble. They follow you. And then they find you, again, and it\u2019s the same thing over and over. So pretty soon, you have to do something about it, because they can get a whole bunch of friends. The only way you can really get them is to chop their heads off \u2013 cause once that happens, they\u2019re gone.<\/p>\n

“But, you know, these are the kind of chances we take when we bring them back. Sometimes it turns out good, like I said \u2013 sometimes not so much.\u201d<\/p>\n

12:06 am \u2013 Jack tells Curtis to get into flank two position, because the zombies will be here really soon. Curtis says he could have put about a hundred perimeters around the zombies by now. He suggests that he and Jack get closer to the zombies and start shooting, but Jack tells him that they should to stay put.<\/p>\n

12:08 am \u2013 Julian asks Janosz whether or not this is going to happen to Marwan, and Janosz says that if Marwan has the ability to command the dead, then it\u2019s only a matter of time before Marwan starts going after brains too. Julian doesn\u2019t look to happy about this, but asks what to do about the immediate problem of the zombies.<\/p>\n

12:10 am \u2013 Curtis checks his watch, and Jack tells him to be patient.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

12:15 am \u2013 Marwan has resorted to going behind the zombies and pushing them. That doesn\u2019t hurry them up as much as it makes them fall face forward into the dirt.<\/p>\n

12:16 am \u2013 Jack and Curtis poise themselves as the zombies finally get into range. Just as they\u2019re about to shoot, Julian setups out of the Thugmart, and starts singing the following to the tune of \u201cShe’ll Be Comin’ ’round the Mountain\u201d:<\/p>\n

A zombie travels around in circles, yes it does!
\nA zombie travels around in circles, yes it does!
\nIt rises up from the grave,
\nIt tries to do \u201cThe Wave\u201d,
\nIt must learn to behave,
\nYes it does!<\/p>\n

12:17 am \u2013 The zombies have all stopped, started moaning even louder than they were before. It appears that they\u2019re having problems dealing with this tune. Some of them are holding their hands to the ears, while others are trying to snap their fingers and stomp their feet to the beat of the song, but aren\u2019t quite getting it.<\/p>\n

12:18 am \u2013 Curtis yells at Jack, and tells him, \u201cGREAT! How am I going to get THAT tune out of my head?\u201d Jack calmly replies, \u201cI\u2019m a little more interesting in seeing how THEY are going to deal with it\u201d, and points at the zombies.<\/p>\n

12:19 am \u2013 Now that about half of the zombies are disabled, Julian switches tactics and sings the following song to the tune of \u201cMacArthur Park\u201d:<\/p>\n

Marwan’s Zombies are trudging in the dark
\nAll their feet, and bodies slowing down
\nSomeone left the cakes out with the brains
\nI\u2019d run, but I don’t think that I can out-fake them,
\n‘Cause it\u2019d take too long to stake them,
\nAnd I’ll never use that recipe again!
\nOh, no!<\/p>\n

Curtis still has his hands over his ears, and tells Jack, \u201cThat doesn\u2019t even make any sense! You can\u2019t stake zombies!\u201d<\/p>\n

12:21 am \u2013 Now the rest of the zombies are holding their hands to their ears too, trying to figure out a way to make the song stop. Marwans yells at Julian, \u201cWhat have you done??\u201d Julian shouts to Marwan, \u201cGo for the car!\u201d<\/p>\n

12:22 am \u2013 The zombies are in between the Marwan brother\u2019s car and where Jack and Curtis are standing. Jack tries to fire at the Marwans and the thugs as they make their way to the car, but the zombies catch the bullets and don\u2019t budge. The tires of the Marwans\u2019 car squeal as the car goes in reverse, turns and drives away. Jack, Curtis, and the zombies are left out in the parking lot.<\/p>\n

12:23 am \u2013 Curtis and Jack reload their guns and continue to fire at the zombies, but they finally run out of bullets. Suddenly, one of the zombies that has been humming the song to itself pulls it\u2019s own head off! The head has a look of satisfaction at finally stopping the song, and the zombie keels over, dead. Again. For good this time. The other zombies see this happening, and all start pulling their heads off too. There are zombie parts everywhere.<\/p>\n

12:24 am \u2013 Curtis and Jack run back to their car. A voice over the loud speaker outside of Thugmart says, \u201cClean-up in the parking lot\u201d as Curtis and Jack drive away after the Marwans.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

12:28 am \u2013 Jack calls Chloe to let her know what just happened, and to see if she has any explanation for that. Chloe says that she can\u2019t really blame them for wanting to tear their own heads off to try and keep those songs from playing over and over again in their heads. Jack asks her why in the world Julian would destroy a zombie army like that, especially one that Marwan controlled. Chloe says she doesn\u2019t know, but she\u2019ll add that to her analysis.<\/p>\n

12:31 am \u2013 Marwan is yelling at Julian for making them give up on the zombies. Marwan says that some of the zombies were close personal friends of his, and he\u2019s sure that none of them would have done a thing to hurt Julian. At least pretty sure. The thugs in the back of the car are all huddled up together, and they look scared. One of them is sucking his thumb.<\/p>\n

12:33 am \u2013 Jack asks if Chloe knows where the Marwan\u2019s car is right now. Chloe tells Jack that she has no idea, because she\u2019s been working on information about the Hokey Pokey Toilet Company. Jack asks if there\u2019s anyone at CTU that can help them find the Marwans. Jack hangs up and continues to drive in the general direction that the Marwans were driving in when they left.<\/p>\n

12:35 am – A pizza delivery guy comes into the conference room which Chloe is standing in, and asks if she\u2019s Chloe O\u2019Brian. He hands Chloe a $300 bill for pizza topped with apple strudel, and asks for payment. She asks him why she\u2019s the one getting the bill. He tells Chloe that the guy in the next conference room is the one that said she was in charge. Chloe storms out of her conference room into the one across the hall.<\/p>\n

12:37 am \u2013 Standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by pizza boxes, is RoboEdgar. His face is covered in strudel and pizza sauce. He smiles at Chloe as she walks into the room, and tries to give her a hug, but Chloe tells him to back off. The pizza delivery guy walks in, and Chloe turns to tell him that the secretary at the end of the hall will be able to handle that for him, and to reactivate the Edgar account. He leaves.<\/p>\n

12:39 am \u2013 Chloe tells RoboEdgar that he\u2019s going to need to help Jack to try to find the Marwan brother\u2019s car. She tells him that he\u2019s not to stop for any fast food on the way, which makes RoboEdgar look really disappointed. She promises him a bacon-wrapped Ho-Ho when he gets back from helping Jack. She tells RoboEdgar to fly off and go help Jack. RoboEdgar does this, and then calls CTU maintenance to repair the hole in the roof that RoboEdgar just created.<\/p>\n

12:42 am \u2013 Now that Marwan has finished yelling, Julian patiently explains to his brother why he let loose of the zombies. Julian tells Marwan that he might be turning into a zombie. He also believes that there may be a cure for becoming a zombie, but they have to head out of town before Marwan gets the urge to start eating brains. One of the thugs in the back seat passes out when he hears this.<\/p>\n

12:45 am \u2013 Julian pulls up to a drive-thru to pick up some food, since they haven\u2019t eat in quite a long time. He orders some burgers and drinks for himself and the thugs in the back of the car. Julian asks Marwan what he wants, and Marwan puts his hands up in front of him in a grabbing motion and yells \u201cBRAINS!\u201d Julian looks shocked, and Marwan starts to laugh, telling Julian to lighten up. All of the thugs in the backseat have passed out. Julian tries to laugh off the joke, but doesn\u2019t look too convinced. He tells Marwan that the revenge on Jack Bauer has to end now, because they have commitments to their backers that they must carry out. They drive down the street, and take an exit onto the expressway.<\/p>\n

12:48 am \u2013 Chloe calls Jack and tells him that RoboEdgar is on the way to help. Jack asks Chloe if she\u2019s mad at him, since RoboEdgar doesn\u2019t seem to be the stealthy type to help secretly find out where the Marwans are heading. Chloe says that she\u2019s sorry, but it is the best she can do at the moment. She says that the research she\u2019s done indicates that the executives from the Hokey Pokey Toilet Company are having a retreat somewhere north of Las Vegas, and there\u2019s every indication that they are going to meet with the Marwan Brothers there.<\/p>\n

12:50 am \u2013 A sign on the expressway, indicates exits Phoenix, Flagstaff, and \u201cJust if it wasn\u2019t clear, head north of Las Vegas\u201d.<\/p>\n

Commercial<\/p>\n

12:55 am \u2013 After a grueling five minute drive, Curtis and Jack arrive at a large desert area north of Las Vegas. Jack calls Chloe to tell her that there\u2019s really nothing out here but desert, and a really long chain link fence with warning signs on it. Chloe asks Jack to give her the latitude and longitude of where he is right now. Jack tells her that they\u2019re near 37 degrees, 14 minutes North, and 115 degrees and 48 minutes West. Jack\u2019s call to Chloe goes dead.<\/p>\n

12:56 am \u2013 Jack turns on the light in the car, and looks at the phone. He hits it with his hand a couple of times and Curtis suggests using the buttons would probably make it work a lot better.<\/p>\n

12:58 am \u2013 The phone rings again. It\u2019s Chloe, and she tells Jack they have to get out of their RIGHT AWAY. Jack asks why they need to leave, since they just got there had haven\u2019t found Marwan yet. Chloe says, \u201cYou\u2019re in the wrong place! You\u2019re near Area 51!\u201d The phone line cuts out again.<\/p>\n

12:59 am \u2013 Curtis says he doesn\u2019t like the sound of this at all, and goes to start the car. The lights of the car flicker and go out just as the engine dies. Jack\u2019s phone is turned off too. They hear a loud humming noise, and then a bright light from above shines through their windshield.<\/p>\n

1:00 am \u2013 Time\u2019s up! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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