Annie over on Dave Barry’s blog suggested “24 – The Musical”…<\/p>\n
Apologies to …. well, everyone… for the following:<\/p>\n
(Special apologies to Daniel Powter\u2019s \u201cBad Day\u201d)<\/p>\n
This was the moment we needed you most
\nYou hit the streets and the terrorists lost
\nTony and Michelle, they passed away,
\nEven poor Edgar – he turned gray,
\nAnd everything seemed to be going wrong….<\/p>\n
You’d stand in line just to hit Gredenko,
\nNo bathroom in sight; when do you go?
\nOne of the worst days in your life,
\nYou’re shooting the thighs of everyone’s wife,
\nJumping on planes with one carry on….<\/p>\n
Cause you had a bad day,
\nYou\u2019re takin\u2019 em down,
\nThe streets are empty when you\u2019re driving in town,
\nAnd Chloe will know,
\nYou know she won’t lie,
\nBut Curtis can\u2019t drive when you go for a ride,
\nYou had a bad day
\nAudrey might have died,
\nYou could talk to Nadia,
\nBut she’s got Milo on her mind,
\nYou had a bad day
\nYou had a bad day<\/p>\n
Well you need a CTU holiday,
\nThe point is we’re happy you saved the day
\nAnd we don’t mean to carry on…<\/p>\n
You had a bad day
\nYou took ’em all down,
\nYou called on your phone, and the bill weighs a pound,
\nYou brought the drone in low,
\nDropped it out of the sky,
\nYou saved The Bay when you shot the bad guy,
\nYou had a bad day,
\nFayed will lie
\nBut he’s really creepy and not a nice guy,
\nYou had a bad day,<\/p>\n
Sometimes the computers go on the blink and the plans just turn out wrong
\nBut you know Chloe can get them back and beam right to your phone,
\nAnd we’re not wrong<\/p>\n
We know you’ll be there when we need you the most
\nEven Edgar believes that, and he’s just a ghost<\/p>\n
‘Cause you had a bad day,
\nYou’re taking \u2018em down,
\nLennox says he doesn\u2019t know,
\nKaren says that\u2019s a lie,
\nThey say you’re all done,
\nWe hope that’s a lie,
\nYou helped us a lot, and you’re our kinda guy,
\nYou had a bad day,
\nWe’ll call you again
\nAnd ask you to help one more time,
\nYou had a bad day
\nBut you saved the day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"