24 \u2013 Two Days Later \u2013 Hour 17<\/p>\n
The following takes place between 11 am and 12 noon, and is part of an ongoing documentary.<\/p>\n
11:00 am \u2013 Chloe, Morris, Jack and Bill are standing in an office parking lot. Jack is still wearing the Batman costume. A tall man standing next to his car in the parking lot looks very startled at seeing the group appear out of nowhere. He slowly starts walking towards the building, and then when he thinks he can make it, runs for the building and goes inside yelling, \u201cMICHAEL!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cChloe, give me my clothes. I have to find a place where I can change back to my street clothes.\u201d They go inside the building. Jack runs into a men\u2019s room with his clothes to change. Chloe, Morris and Bill wait outside. <\/p>\n
11:03 am \u2013 Inside the building, there\u2019s an office where people are working in an open area. Desks are everywhere, and people work at computers, take phone calls, and process paperwork. The man from the parking lot runs into the room and heads straight for the receptionist and a young man, carrying a coat and briefcase, who is talking to her.<\/p>\n
The man says, \u201cPam! Jim! Plan 920! Implement Plan 920! Where\u2019s Michael!?\u201d<\/p>\n
Pam says, \u201cWhat? Dwight?\u201d<\/p>\n
Pam and Jim watch as Dwight runs into Michael\u2019s office.<\/p>\n
Jim walks over to his desk to drop off the coat and briefcase he\u2019s carrying. He opens his desk, and the contents have been completely encased in solid Styrofoam.<\/p>\n
[ The scene shifts to Pam in a conference room, speaking to a camera ]<\/p>\n
Pam: I think it was Dwight. Jim\u2019s always playing pranks on him. Yesterday he filled Dwight\u2019s desk with ping pong balls.<\/p>\n
11:05 am – Back in Michael\u2019s office Dwight says, \u201cI was just in the parking lot! I saw four people appear out of nowhere! One of them is dressed like Batman! Implement Plan 920!\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael looks out of his office window, but doesn\u2019t see anything. \u201cWell, there\u2019s no one there now. Did you get enough sleep last night?\u201d <\/p>\n
Dwight looks desperate: \u201cMichael, listen to me! Four people materialized in the parking lot!\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael says, \u201cLook, if people are collecting money in the parking lot, that\u2019s up to them. Even if they decide to dress up like Batman.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight shakes his head, \u201cNo, I mean they appeared out of thin air. And only one of them was dressed like Batman. They don\u2019t know how to dress like us! We have to implement Plan 920!\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael cuts him off. \u201cDwight, just stop it!\u201d<\/p>\n
11:06 am – Back downstairs in the lobby, Morris says, \u201cI wonder what we\u2019re going to find here?\u201d <\/p>\n
Bill replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know, but it\u2019s kind of weird that we\u2019re in an office building. You don\u2019t think those terrorists set up an office, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, Jack comes back out in his own clothes. He says, \u201cI had to stash that Batman outfit behind one of the toilets, but I took the utility belt. We\u2019ll come back for it later.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe goes over to Jack and pulls out his shirt so it covers the belt. \u201cThat way you won\u2019t look like a goof.\u201d She points at a directory on the wall near the elevator and says, \u201cI think we have to go upstairs. There are some offices up there.\u201d<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
11:14 am \u2013 They get off the elevator and enter an office. A receptionist answers the phone, \u201cDunder Mifflin, this is Pam. \u2026 I\u2019m sorry, but Michael is busy right now. I\u2019ll have him call you back.\u201d She looks up and sees Chloe, Morris, Bill and Jack. \u201cMay I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n
A man comes out of his office followed closely by the tall man they saw downstairs in the parking lot. The man says, \u201cMichael Scott, Head Honcho. What can I do you for?\u201d<\/p>\n
The tall man whispers loudly to Michael, \u201cPlan 920! Plan 920!\u201d<\/p>\n
11:16 am – [ The scene shifts to Jim sitting in the conference room ]<\/p>\n
Jim speaks to the camera: \u201cWhen Dwight first became assistant to the regional manager, he came up with contingency plans for every conceivable problem that might happen around here.\u201d<\/p>\n
[ Switch to Dwight, in the same conference room ]<\/p>\n
Dwight: \u201cA good assistant regional manager has to be prepared for any office emergency. I\u2019ve handed out a pamphlet explaining them all, and issue quarterly updates with changes and new editions. It\u2019s right in here.\u201d He holds up a red notebook labeled: Dunder Mifflin \u2013 Emergency Procedures \u2013 Scranton Branch, opens it and points, \u201cPlan 920: Alien invasion.\u201d<\/p>\n
[Switch back to Jim]<\/p>\n
Jim: \u201cDwight\u2019s book? I used it under one of the legs on my desk to make it level.\u201d<\/p>\n
[ The scene shifts back to Michael talking to everyone ]<\/p>\n
11:18 am \u2013 Michael says, \u201cStop it, Dwight! These are completely normal people!\u201d Michael looks at the group and says, \u201cWell, for computer people, I mean.\u201d He laughs. He turns to the other people in the office, and says, \u201cAttention, everyone! Attention! The people I asked corporate for are here. They\u2019re going to help us with our computers. Now, I want you to be nice to them, because they\u2019re computer nerds, and not used to interacting with people.\u201d<\/p>\n
Pam looks embarrassed, \u201cMichael\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack tries to interrupt, \u201cUh, excuse me, I think that you\u2019ve\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael continues, oblivious to Pam\u2019s embarrassment and Jack\u2019s interruption. \u201cI want you to give these computer geeks whatever access they need to help clean out that virus that\u2019s going around.\u201d<\/p>\n
11:22 am – [ Switch to Michael in his office, talking to the camera ]<\/p>\n
Michael: \u201cI get a lot of e-mail every day. You\u2019d be surprised at the number of women in Eastern Europe that contact me just wanting a friend. I also get quite a bit of e-mail from Nigeria, asking for my personal assistance. They send me attachments all the time, and I open everything. It\u2019s important to be thorough and follow up on every lead in a job like mine. Now, somehow, we\u2019ve gotten a problem on the computer network, and I\u2019m way behind on my e-mail.\u201d<\/p>\n
[ Switch back to Michael talking to Jack and company ]<\/p>\n
Michael says, \u201cWe don\u2019t have much room here, so I had the people in the warehouse clear out some space for you to work. Jim, I want you to take these people down to their offices. I gave the warehouse staff the rest of the week off, so they shouldn\u2019t be disturbed down there.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight hesitates, and says, \u201cI can help them, Michael.\u201d He turns to Jack, \u201cWhat do you say, Batman? I can take you down to your office.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael shakes his head, \u201cDwight, just stop it.\u201d He turns to Jim, \u201cJim, can you take these people downstairs to their offices?\u201d<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
11:29 am – Chloe starts to try and explain to Jim what’s going on, but Jack motions for her to stay quiet. Jim takes Jack, Chloe, Morris, and Bill downstairs to a set of desks in a corner of the warehouse and then heads back upstairs.<\/p>\n
Chloe says, “NOW what are we supposed to do? That guy upstairs thinks we’re here to fix his computers!”
\nJack says, “Well, can’t you?”<\/p>\n
Chloe says, “Of course I can! But what has that got to do with catching the people we’re chasing after?”<\/p>\n
Jack says, “I have no idea… You know how this goes! We’ll know when something happens.”<\/p>\n
Bill whispers, “Psst! Jack! That Dwight guy is watching us!”<\/p>\n
11:31 am – Dwight is watching through the door at the top of the staircase.<\/p>\n
[ Switch to Dwight in a conference room ]<\/p>\n
Dwight: Usually aliens have apparatus that they need to use to breath in our atmosphere. <\/p>\n
He thinks for a moment and continues.<\/p>\n
Dwight: They\u2019re not using anything like that. I might be wrong about them<\/p>\n
[ Switch back to the warehouse ]<\/p>\n
11:32 am – Jack lowers his voice says, “Morris and Chloe, go back upstairs and see if you can find out what’s going on with their computers. Just act like we really belong here, and don\u2019t create a scene. If those terrorists are around here, we don\u2019t want to tip them off. Bill and I will check around the warehouse.\u201d<\/p>\n
11:33 am – Chloe and Morris both head upstairs, and Dwight is gone by the time they reach the top. They re-enter the office area, and meet Michael.<\/p>\n
Michael says, \u201cWell! All settled in then? I forgot to ask you your names.\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris shakes his hand, \u201cI\u2019m Morris and this is Chloe.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael turns to Morris and says, \u201cAre those other guys coming up to help? Or is it just you and your secretary?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cWHAT?\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris turns his head whispers, \u201cCalm down! Calm down!\u201d Chloe stops talking. Morris turns to Michael and says, \u201cWe\u2019re both computer experts.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael laughs, \u201cWhat? I\u2019ve never seen women on those Geek Squad commercials. Are you sure she can handle it?\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris reaches back and keeps Chloe from taking a swing at Michael, \u201cI can assure you that she can handle it. We should have your systems running better in no time.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael tells Chloe, \u201cYou can start with Angela\u2019s computer over there in accounting, and then Kelly\u2019s and Meredith\u2019s.\u201d He leans over to whisper to Morris, \u201cShe should feel more comfortable working with women\u2019s computers,\u201d and walks back into his office.<\/p>\n
[ Switch to Chloe in the conference room ]<\/p>\n
Chloe: I wish I had my taser.<\/p>\n
[ Switch back to the office ]<\/p>\n
It\u2019s all that Morris can do to hold Chloe back. She finally calms down and walks over to Angela to help her. Morris goes into Michael\u2019s office to help him.<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
11:40 am – Chloe works on Angela\u2019s computer while Angela stands next to her. Chloe says, \u201cI like your poster.\u201d The man sitting next to Angela\u2019s desk rolls his eyes.<\/p>\n
Angela seems pleased. \u201cWhy, thank you. Have you been with the company a long time?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe pauses and says, \u201cNo, not long. We\u2019re both new, to this job.\u201d<\/p>\n
Angela says, \u201cOh, you knew each other before?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cYou could say that. We were married. We\u2019re divorced now.\u201d<\/p>\n
Angela prickles at this. \u201cOh. How disappointing.\u201d She walks away.<\/p>\n
Chloe looks around to be sure no one is watching, and types a few commands to try and contact CTU\u2019s computers, but is unsuccessful. She pounds the desk in frustration. A heavy-set man across from Chloe says, \u201cI know. I couldn\u2019t find it either. Angela must have come in on the weekend and taken solitaire off of all of the computers.\u201d<\/p>\n
11:42 am – Morris works on Michael\u2019s computer.<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cI can\u2019t believe this. I\u2019ve never seen an e-mail inbox this full before. Or all this extra junk you\u2019ve downloaded! It\u2019s a wonder this computer runs at all.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael responds, \u201cWhy thank you! I work really hard on this. With all the typing. And mousing. And hard driving.\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cThat\u2019s not\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
11:44 am – He\u2019s interrupted by a young Indian woman who comes running into the room, speaking very quickly, \u201cOmigawd! Omigawd! I\u2019m so glad you\u2019re here to fix the computers because I haven\u2019t been able to get on the Internet in a week and I don\u2019t even know what to do with myself since my boyfriend moved away a few months ago I haven\u2019t had anyone that can fix it and it\u2019s so important for me to keep up with all the world events like Paris and Lindsay and how quickly Tom and Katie\u2019s daughter is growing up, not to mention all the great Internet sales going on that I haven\u2019t even been able to look at for such a long time and with the new fashions coming out this month I\u2019m SOOO desperate to find something I can wear.\u201d She leaves.<\/p>\n
Morris asks Michael, \u201cDoes she breathe?\u201d<\/p>\n
Michael says, \u201cI don\u2019t think so.\u201d<\/p>\n
11:46 am – Jack and Bill search around the warehouse stacks to see what they can find. Jack tells Bill that it looks like this is a paper company, because that\u2019s all the stock is. Dwight is attempting to watch what Jack and Bill are doing.<\/p>\n
[ Scene switches to Dwight in the conference room ]<\/p>\n
Dwight: I\u2019m still not sure they\u2019re aliens… But if aliens do come to this planet, it makes perfect sense they would come to a paper company. Infect the world\u2019s paper supply, and they would enslave the whole world.<\/p>\n
11:48 am – Back upstairs in the office area, Morris comes out to tell everyone that the computer that had the infection has been cleared, and that an antidote has been placed on the network drive. He tells everyone to reboot their computers. <\/p>\n
Michael says, \u201cYou heard the man! Creed! Stanley! That means you too!\u201d<\/p>\n
[ Scene switches to Creed in the conference room ]<\/p>\n
Creed: I\u2019m not rebooting. I learned a bit about computers over the summer, and now I run an online casino from that computer. I can\u2019t afford the downtime.<\/p>\n
[ Scene switches to Stanley in the conference room ]<\/p>\n
Stanley: My computer broke three weeks ago. Still no replacement.<\/p>\n
11:51 am – Downstairs in the warehouse, a truck rolls up to the loading dock of the warehouse. Two men get out, and look around. They start loading their truck with paper.<\/p>\n
Dwight steps out from where he was hiding and yells, \u201cHey! Stop! There isn\u2019t any paper pick up today!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack and Bill run over to the truck. One of the men yells to the other, \u201cIt\u2019s Bauer! Get him!\u201d Jack tackles one of the men, and Bill punches the other in the face. Dwight runs upstairs.<\/p>\n
11:53 am – Dwight bursts into the office area and yells, \u201cPam! Call the police! We have intruders in the warehouse! Tell them I\u2019ll meet them down there. I have to get something from my desk!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight runs over to his desk, which is missing. He stands there, not knowing what to say.<\/p>\n
Jim says, \u201cDwight, are you looking for something?\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight says, \u201cJim, where\u2019s my desk? I have something very important I need to get out of it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim says, \u201cDesk? What desk? You don\u2019t have a desk. You usually just sit on the floor and work.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight gets madder, \u201cJim!\u201d He runs back out of the room.<\/p>\n
11:55 am – In the confusion over the desk, Chloe and Morris run out of the room and back downstairs to the warehouse.<\/p>\n
Bill is standing next to one of the men, who has been knocked out. Jack is lying on top of the other man, with his forearm over the guy\u2019s throat. Dwight comes to the top of the stairs, and looks very alarmed at what\u2019s going on. Jack yells, \u201cWhat are you going to do with this paper? Tell us who you work for!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dwight runs downstairs, and says, \u201cThe police are on their way. What\u2019s going on here? Who are you people?\u201d<\/p>\n
11:57 am – There\u2019s a flash of light. Morris, Chloe, Bill, Jack and the two men disappear.<\/p>\n
Dwight is dumbfounded, and after a minute realizes he was right all along. \u201cThey WERE aliens\u2026 !\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack, Chloe, Morris and Bill stand on a sidewalk on a busy street.<\/p>\n
11:59 am – Back in the office, Dwight is standing on top of Jim\u2019s desk, looking through the ceiling tiles at his desk, which now sits on boards in the ceiling. The desk has been reassembled exactly as it was when it was on the floor. <\/p>\n
12:00 noon – Time\u2019s up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"