\n24 \u2013 Two Days Later \u2013 Hour 20<\/p>\n
\n24 \u2013 Two Days Later \u2013 Hour 20<\/p>\n
The following takes place between 2 pm and 3 pm<\/p>\n
2:00 pm \u2013 Jack, Chloe, Morris and Bill are standing in a driveway in a residential neighborhood.<\/p>\n
A woman screams from across the street: \u201cABNER! COME SEE! ABNER!!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:01 pm – Jack and company look around, but no one in the neighborhood seems to be paying any attention to the screaming. Someone comes to the window of the house they\u2019re standing in front of, sees the group, and leaves. The door opens, and a man wearing a suit says in a loud whisper, \u201cJust don\u2019t stand there! Get in here! Do you want the neighbors to see you?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:02 pm – They hurry inside the home. The small entryway has a mirror and a set of stairs leading to the second story. They walk into the living room, which has a couple of couches and a fireplace. The man says, \u201cWhat is it with you people? Sam has always said you need to come through in the backyard, or appear in the house! Do you want people to see you?\u201d He looks at them expecting an explanation, but no one says anything. He starts to realize that these people might not be who he thinks they are. He says, \u201cYou are here for Sam\u2026 right?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack smile weakly and says, \u201cUh\u2026 Sam\u2026 The butcher? Alice\u2019s friend?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:04 pm – The man looks surprised, \u201cYou mean that you don\u2019t know who Samantha is? Who are you people?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cWe\u2019re from a government agency\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The man interrupts. \u201cGovernment agency? Government agency?? Why are you here?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cMy name is Jack Bauer. This is Chloe, Bill and Morris. We\u2019re trying to find someone. Have you seen anything suspicious recently?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:06 pm – The man laughs nervously and says, \u201cSuspicious? Me? Ha Ha! No! Nothing like that around here! Nothing suspicious! Whatever gave you that idea?\u201d He leads them into the living room and says, \u201cI\u2019m Darrin Stephens. Ha! But you probably knew that already. Why don\u2019t you make yourself comfortable on the couches over there? Go ahead and mix yourself a drink. I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d He goes through a swinging door leading in to what looks like a kitchen. He starts to argue with someone in hushed tones from the kitchen.<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
2:11 pm – Bill says, \u201cOK. Is it just me, or is there something weird going on here?\u201d<\/p>\n
They hear a loud noise. They look over and see an old woman covered with soot sitting in front of the fireplace. She says, \u201cOh dear! Oh my! Why, tha\u2026 tha\u2026that wasn\u2019t supposed to happen at all! No!\u201d <\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cNo, Bill. I haven\u2019t seen anything I consider weird.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack and Bill rush over to help the old woman up, brushing the soot off of her the best that they can.<\/p>\n
2:15 pm – Darrin and a woman come running out of the kitchen. The woman says, \u201cAunt Clara! Are you OK? What happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
Aunt Clara says, \u201cSamantha! I\u2026 I don\u2019t know. I was coming in for a landing when the\u2026 you\u2026 Have you moved the front door again, dear? Hmmm?\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cNo, dear. Here, let me help you.\u201d She helps Aunt Clara up.<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cWhat happened? Why did she fall through the chimney?\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha turns to Jack and says, \u201cShe\u2019s a bit confused, the poor dear.\u201d She whispers to Jack, \u201cShe likes to try and climb up the chimney as a \u2018hobby\u2019. She does it about once a week.\u201d She turns back to Aunt Clara, \u201cCome on dear, let\u2019s go and have a lie down upstairs.\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha takes Aunt Clara upstairs. <\/p>\n
2:18 pm \u2013 A black haired woman comes out of the kitchen. She says, \u201cWe just got the strangest phone call. Is there someone named Jack Bauer here?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cI\u2019m Jack Bauer!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman says, \u201cWell, there\u2019s a phone call for you!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack runs into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
2:19 pm – Morris whispers to Chloe, \u201cHey! It\u2019s her!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris tilts his head at Serena, \u201cThat\u2019s Samantha! She\u2019s just got a wig on, and a stick-on heart on her face! Why is she dressed like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you ask her?\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris clears his throat and says, \u201cAren\u2019t you Samantha?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:20 pm – Serena looks him up and down. \u201cWhat a strange little man. No dear, I\u2019m her cousin Serena.\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cCousin?? You look just like her!\u201d He turns to Darrin. \u201cShe looks just like Samantha! How could she be a cousin?\u201d<\/p>\n
Darrin leans towards Serena while she pulls away from him. He shrugs, \u201cNo, I don\u2019t see a resemblance\u201d. Serena goes into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
Darrin asks Morris, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you have a drink?\u201d He goes to a mini-bar set up on a table near the stairs and starts to mix a drink.<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cWhat? You\u2019re kidding right? Bill? Chloe? You see it don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:21 pm \u2013 In the kitchen, Jack has Fenster on the telephone. Fenster says, \u201cI finally got in touch with Nadia. She said there was trouble at Secretary Heller\u2019s home.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cHe didn\u2019t try flying his car again, did he?\u201d<\/p>\n
Fenster says, \u201cIt\u2019s serious, Jack. It\u2019s Audrey. She was still incapacitated, but she\u2019s gone. They think she might have been kidnapped.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cFind out what you can. I\u2019m going to find out what\u2019s happened if I have to beat it out of someone!\u201d<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
2:26 pm \u2013 Jack returns to the room, and speaks with Chloe. He says, \u201cChloe, I have some good news and bad news. They think Audrey has been kidnapped.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cWhat\u2019s the bad news?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack shakes his head, \u201cNot now, Chloe. I\u2019m being serious. The good news is that Fenster seems to have found a way to contact us via telephone. We just have to be sure we\u2019re near one so he can call us. He\u2019s still trying to figure out a way to get us back. Anyway, they think Audrey must have been kidnapped because she was still in a vegetative state at Heller\u2019s house.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cVegetative\u2026 I\u2026 Uh\u2026.\u201d She sees the look on Jack\u2019s face and quickly says, \u201cThis is really tough, Jack\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
2:28 pm – The doorbell rings. Darrin goes to the door and opens it. A white-haired man steps in the house, \u201cDarrin! I hope you have those new ads ready. Mr. Hoggenswogger is still going to meet us here, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
Darrin says, \u201cUh, right\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n
2:29 pm – Larry walks into the living room. \u201cOh! You have guests!\u201d He shakes Jack\u2019s hand. \u201cLarry Tate. Glad to meet you.\u201d Jack introduces himself. Larry looks past everyone and says, \u201cEndora! What a pleasant surprise. Can I mix you a drink?\u201d He heads for the mini-bar.<\/p>\n
Everyone turns and is startled to see a red-haired woman in a flowery dress standing behind them. Endora says, \u201cI\u2019d be delighted.\u201d <\/p>\n
Chloe whispers to Morris, \u201cWhere the heck did she come from?\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cI don\u2019t know, but this place is starting to give me the creeps.\u201d<\/p>\n
Endora goes over to Larry and says, \u201cYou\u2019re so kind. Not at all like Durwood here. He didn\u2019t even think of offering me a drink.\u201d<\/p>\n
Larry says, \u201cDarrin! I\u2019m surprised at you. Why don\u2019t you run along and get those ads? Mr. Hoggenswogger is going to be here to pick up those new advertisements soon.\u201d Darrin leaves to get the ads.<\/p>\n
Larry hands Jack a glass of Scotch, \u201cWhat line of business did you say you were in, Jack?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack thinks a moment and says, \u201cUh\u2026Insurance.\u201d<\/p>\n
2:32 pm – Chloe let\u2019s out a single, \u201cHeh!\u201d Morris elbows her in the ribs. Chloe elbows him back, but harder. Morris decides to stop before it escalates to tasers.<\/p>\n
2:33 pm – A man comes into the room carrying a cardboard tube and hands them to Larry. Larry says, \u201cThanks, Darrin. I\u2019m sure Mr. Hoggenswogger will be delighted with these.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cDarrin? That\u2019s not Darrin! He\u2019s wearing the same suit, but that\u2019s not him!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man and Larry look at each other, and then back at Chloe. Larry says, \u201cWhat are you talking about? That\u2019s Darrin Stephens! You haven\u2019t had a drink yet, have you? Here, let me get you one?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chloe says, \u201cThat\u2019s not him! What is it with you people and all this drinking? You have doubles of Samantha; Darrin leaves and he comes back and says he\u2019s Darrin. Maybe you people drink too much, because these things sure are slipping past you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack pulls Chloe aside, near the front door and says, \u201cThere\u2019s obviously something going on here, but we still have to figure out what\u2019s going on so we can go after those terrorists! Didn\u2019t we decide to \u2018embrace the weirdness\u2019? Well, it\u2019s getting really weird, so embrace it!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha walks downstairs, \u201cAunt Clara is going to be fine.\u201d <\/p>\n
2:35 pm – Chloe looks in the mirror while fixing her hair and mumbles, \u201cJack! She\u2019s blonde again! She must be using spray on hair color!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack whispers to her, \u201cEmbrace the weirdness!\u201d He walks back to the living room.<\/p>\n
A voice says, \u201cThat\u2019s right, honey! And that hair is MILES better than yours!\u201d Chloe looks into the mirror and sees a man in a flowered shirt standing behind her. She turns around, but doesn\u2019t see anyone. She looks back into the mirror. The man is still there, and he waves at her. Chloe faints.<\/p>\n
Samantha looks over as Chloe falls to the floor. She yells, \u201cUncle Arthur! Stop that this instant! Come out of that mirror!\u201d Samantha wiggles her nose. Larry stops in mid-conversation with Bill. Everyone else is unaffected. Bill waves his hand in front of Larry\u2019s face, but Larry stands stone still.<\/p>\n
Jack, Morris and Bill run over to Chloe. The man in the flowered shirt that Chloe saw appears out of nowhere. \u201cWhat happened? She couldn\u2019t take a little criticism about her hair?\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha looks startled when she realizes she didn\u2019t freeze everyone as planned. \u201cHow are you still moving around?\u201d<\/p>\n
Endora says, \u201cI don\u2019t think we can affect them, Samantha. I tried putting a hex on the bald one a few minutes ago, and I couldn\u2019t. It just changed the color of his shirt. They look harmless enough. I don\u2019t think they\u2019re with them.\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris looks down at himself and says, \u201cHey, Eudora is right! My shirt is a different color!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s Endora, you toad!\u201d Endora hisses.<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cWait! What do you mean? Them? Them who?\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cI want to know what\u2019s going on! Who are you people? Who sent you? The Witches\u2019 Council?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cWitches\u2019 Council? We\u2019re from CTU. What\u2019s going on here? Who are you people?\u201d<\/p>\n
Endora says, \u201cI might ask you the same thing!\u201d<\/p>\n
Commercial<\/p>\n
2:43 pm – Jack says, \u201cI\u2019ll explain in a minute. I have to help my friend.\u201d<\/p>\n
Uncle Arthur says, \u201cShe hit her head, Sammy. Better get a doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha looks down at Chloe and says, \u201cOh, no! Calling Dr. Bombay! Calling Dr. Bombay! Emergency! Come right away!\u201d<\/p>\n
An instant later, a man with a tennis racket appears out of thin air.<\/p>\n
Dr. Bombay says, \u201cSamantha, Endora!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cWhat are you doing with that tennis racket?\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr. Bombay says, \u201cI\u2019ve been teaching my nurse a thing or two about tennis! Love all, you might say! Haw! Haw!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cDr. Bombay, you have to help this woman. She\u2019s hit her head.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr. Bombay replies, \u201cOh dear! Let me have a look.\u201d He examines Chloe\u2019s head. \u201cWhy, she\u2019s a mortal! She\u2019s not a witch\u201d<\/p>\n
Morris says, \u201cYou should try being married to her\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack explains, \u201cThis is going to sound strange, but we\u2019re not from here. We\u2019re from another place and time.\u201d<\/p>\n
Uncle Arthur says, \u201cWhere would that be? New York?\u201d<\/p>\n
2:46 pm – Endora says, \u201cThis could be a case of inter-dimensional travel! That certainly would explain the others.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cOthers? What others?\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha and Darrin look at each other a moment. Darrin nods to Samantha.<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cWe were contacted by someone a few days ago. He\u2019s going to be here any minute to pick up those advertisements from Darren.\u201d<\/p>\n
Darrin says, \u201cLarry thinks Mr. Hoggenswogger is a client. Hoggenswogger told me that if I told anyone about this, he\u2019d expose our secret to the government! Everyone will know Samantha\u2019s a witch!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cI tried to put a hex on him, but he\u2019s not affected in any way!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack asks, \u201cWhat did he look like?\u201d<\/p>\n
Darrin says, \u201cThat\u2019s the odd thing. He and the men he was with were dressed entirely in black!\u201d<\/p>\n
Jack says, \u201cThose sound just like people from the group we\u2019ve been chasing!\u201d<\/p>\n
Endora says, \u201cI told you no good would come of marrying Dum-Dum here. If the Witches\u2019 Council finds out about this, they\u2019ll take away your powers!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:48 pm – Dr. Bombay tells everyone, \u201cShe\u2019ll be fine. Just a couple of aspirin, and she\u2019ll be right as rain.\u201d He tells Chloe, \u201cPleasure to \u2018serve\u2019 you. Haw! Serve!\u201d He raises his tennis racket and disappears.<\/p>\n
Commercial <\/p>\n
2:53 pm – There\u2019s a knock at the door. Jack calls Darrin and Samantha over and says, \u201cI have a plan!\u201d He explains what to do. There\u2019s another knock at the door.<\/p>\n
Jack motions for Chloe, Bill and Morris to move out of sight. Jack hides behind the door as Darrin goes to answer the door. <\/p>\n
2:54 pm – Three men are at the door. They\u2019re holding guns and don\u2019t wait to be asked to come inside. The lead man says, \u201cDo you have them?\u201d Darrin hands him the cardboard tube.<\/p>\n
As Darrin does this, Jack jumps him from behind, catching him by surprise. The other two men turn towards Jack as he yells, \u201cNow!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha wiggles her noses and suddenly all three men are dressed like Little Bo Peep and are holding flowers! Jack side kicks one of the men as the other two run out the door, leaving their companion behind. Outside, a woman screams: \u201cABNER! ABNER!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:55 pm – Bill runs outside and sees that Mrs. Kravitz has been watching through the window. She says, \u201cI saw the whole thing! That white-haired man is frozen! The three men that just walked in there! They came out wearing costumes! What\u2019s going on around here?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bill says, \u201cI\u2026 I\u2026 I have no idea what you\u2019re talking about.\u201d Samantha and Darrin come running outside. Bill thinks for a moment and says, \u201cHave you been drinking?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mrs. Kravitz says, \u201cDrinking? I should say not! I only drink tea that Abner makes for me in the morning!\u201d<\/p>\n
Bill says, \u201cWell, maybe there\u2019s something in that tea you\u2019ve been drinking? You know, some types of tea leaves have hallucinogenic properties\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Mrs. Kravitz considers this for a moment. She puts her fists on her hips and starts back towards her house screaming, \u201cABNER!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Samantha says, \u201cI don\u2019t know why we never thought of that before!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:57 pm – They all go back inside, where Jack is struggling with \u2018Mr. Hoggenswogger\u2019. Jack says, \u201cWho are you working with!\u201d He pulls back his fist to punch the man in the face saying, \u201cOK! You asked for it!\u201d The man disappears.<\/p>\n
Jack sighs and looks at the ceiling, \u201cOh come on! Just one punch!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:58 pm \u2013 Bill says, \u201cWhat was so important about those ads?\u201d<\/p>\n
Darrin says, \u201cIt was nothing really. It was just an issue ad they wanted me to write up for some government magazine. It was protesting the creation of something called Counter Terrorism Unit. Why would someone want to terrorize a counter? That doesn\u2019t make any sense!\u201d<\/p>\n
2:59 pm – There\u2019s a flash of light.<\/p>\n
Jack, Bill, Morris and Chloe are standing in a large pit with gravel all around them.<\/p>\n
3:00 pm \u2013 Time\u2019s up! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"