Sarah Connor Chronicles Premiere

I didn’t see the last few “Sarah Connor Chronicles” episodes last season, so I tuned in to see what was going on.

What I learned:

Things at 90210 were only slightly weirder than what happened tonight.

You can randomly drive a ambulance around during the day, stop various disastrous scenes, and nobody asks you to drive them anywhere, no matter what else is going on.

John Connor now has the ability to take advanced technology, clean it up a bit with a dirty rag, and fix it! That sure would come in handy.

If you take a staple gun to your face, you can close up gaping wounds without additional bleeding.

Terminators still have that creepy dragging foot thing going, even in the advanced models.

Really advanced terminators not only make really nasty CEOs, but they also decorative urinals. Makes me wonder how long she had to wait there for that guy to show up.

That’s all I can remember at the moment.

Maybe you folks learned more things. Anyone remember anything else?